Tiny Tomatoes

The Smurfs
Directed by Raja Gosnell
2011

Seen: Saturday, August 20th

Reviewer: Pug Hug

Age: 8 3/4

Rating: 98%

I like the running gag when Gargamel says to Azreal "Are you dead?"

Would you rather think you your name was "Garbage smell" or have your home office turned into a happy, happy sunshine room?

Please leave a comment with your answer.

Evil but Magical Witch

Once upon a time, there was a girl. And it was her bedtime, so she went to bed.

Then, an evil witch, who was green, came into her room and turned her into a pug!

When the girl came outside to water the garden, she saw herself in the mirror and said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The evil witch was watching her.  And she was pleased.

When the little girl went inside to tell her mom what had happened, her mom thought she was just a cute little pug snorting away.

Then her mom figured it out!  Luckily, her mom was a good witch and turned her back into a little girl.

Then they both made a giant acid puddle and when the witch came back, she stepped into the acid puddle and turned into a big blob of acid.

The mom and the daughter lived happily ever after.

The End.

Best Worst Christmas

Once upon a time, there was a town far, far away from Earth. A lot of animals lived there. Mostly, pugs.

The town was called Christmas Land and it was on one of the Christmas Capital planets. There is a lady, from Earth, who hated Christmas. And she came to invade Christmas Land to take Christmas away forever.

When she came, all the Christmas trees turned grey and black. And the sky was not blue and more. She started to put Christmas trees on fire. 

As she was doing this, a little pug girl saw her. 

And stopped her.

Forever!

Then the little pug girl told the whole town what happened. And they celebrated with a Christmas party.

The End.

The Lonely Horse

Once upon a time, there was a lonely horse.  The horse was trying to find a friend.     The horse found a pug.  They played and played and played.  And they lived happily ever after!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE  EEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Christmas in Flower Land

IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE, EVE, EVE, EVE, EVE, AND FROG AND PUG STILL NEEDED TO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE.  THEY WENT TO THE CHRISTMAS TREE STORE AND GOT THE PERFECT TREE.

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Playdate

There was a pug.  The pug wanted a friend to come over.  The pug called all her friends, but they were all busy.  Her friends were actually planning a surprise party.  A few hours later, the pug went over to her friend frog's house.  Then all her friends jumped out and yelled "SURPRISE!!!!!!!!".

Hkhuuk

Hkhuuk: The land of mer-monsters. There was a mommy mer-monster and a daddy mer-monster.  The had a baby, but it wasn't a mer-monster baby.  It was a baby mer-pug.  The mer-pug grew up.  It's didn't know it was a mer-pug.  It thought it was a mer-monster.  One day, a water mite from the village of Dhgteewe said "I am very wise.  You are not a mer-monster.  You are a mer-pug."  The mer-pug was confused.  It asked its mom and dad if it was a mer-monster.  But they sighed and said "No.  You are a mer-pug."   The mer-pug was shocked!  She screamed and ran off.  She didn't know where to go or what to do.  And she came across the village of Qutyeeas.  The same water mite was there,  "You should just live in peace."  The mer-pug said okay and went back to her village and lived a good life.


The End.