Sunday, August 21, 2011

Tiny Tomatoes

The Smurfs
Directed by Raja Gosnell
2011

Seen: Saturday, August 20th

Reviewer: Pug Hug

Age: 8 3/4

Rating: 98%

I like the running gag when Gargamel says to Azreal "Are you dead?"

Would you rather think you your name was "Garbage smell" or have your home office turned into a happy, happy sunshine room?

Please leave a comment with your answer.


Sunday, May 29, 2011

Evil but Magical Witch

Once upon a time, there was a girl. And it was her bedtime, so she went to bed.

Then, an evil witch, who was green, came into her room and turned her into a pug!


When the girl came outside to water the garden, she saw herself in the mirror and said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


The evil witch was watching her.  And she was pleased.

When the little girl went inside to tell her mom what had happened, her mom thought she was just a cute little pug snorting away.

Then her mom figured it out!  Luckily, her mom was a good witch and turned her back into a little girl.


Then they both made a giant acid puddle and when the witch came back, she stepped into the acid puddle and turned into a big blob of acid.

The mom and the daughter lived happily ever after.

The End.






Saturday, May 28, 2011

Best Worst Christmas

Once upon a time, there was a town far, far away from Earth. A lot of animals lived there. Mostly, pugs.





The town was called Christmas Land and it was on one of the Christmas Capital planets. There is a lady, from Earth, who hated Christmas. And she came to invade Christmas Land to take Christmas away forever.



When she came, all the Christmas trees turned grey and black. And the sky was not blue and more. She started to put Christmas trees on fire. 



As she was doing this, a little pug girl saw her. 


And stopped her.


Forever!


Then the little pug girl told the whole town what happened. And they celebrated with a Christmas party.


The End.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Lonely Horse

Once upon a time, there was a lonely horse.  The horse was trying to find a friend.     The horse found a pug.  They played and played and played.  And they lived happily ever after!!!!!!!!!
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